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This entry was posted Monday, 1 March, 2010 at 1:53 am

my gf is a vegan and she recently started bringing a carrot into the bed with us. the problem now is she is poking me in the rear with it and i dont like it. what should i do

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9 Comments to Need Expert Dating Advice Plz!!!!?

  1. kpinette says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 2:00 am

    become a salad shooter… blow a big fart on her carrot. that should stop her. Or, bring a steaming bowl of meat and poke her in the rear with it…… who knows what might happpen next?!

  2. floralex says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 4:38 am

    That’s hard. The food is one of the most important thing in our daily life. Looks like you have no way to change this action.
    http://www.idearibbon.com

  3. star_gaz says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:25 am

    tell her to knock it off.

  4. yeah_bab says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 7:56 am

    tell her u don’t like it…mayb u guys can incorporate sumthin that YOU like as well as she does.

  5. William M says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    Bring a grapefruit into bed, m-bate into it while she abuses you with the carrot.

  6. trl_666 says:

    March 1st, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    food and sex are great but not in that combo. Tell her you will shove your penis up her butt if she doesnt quit

  7. Rock Angel says:

    March 2nd, 2010 at 1:24 am

    Tell her honestly how this makes you feel. Tell her that you don’t like it and that you prefer if she should stop doing that. If she values your relationship then she would do as you say, maybe ask her to do something else instead of poking you in the rear. Be careful on how you approach her with this subject as she might feel offended and does not want to look like a total idiot. So be nice and tell her nicely that you would prefer that she stopped doing that. best of luck amigo

  8. AmbY says:

    March 2nd, 2010 at 8:04 am

    tell her….she will apperciate

  9. T.K. B says:

    March 2nd, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    lol, no offense but that’s hilarious! Normally its a strawberry, but try to get whipcream and feed it to her as a dessert. But try to do that before you get poked in the rear. Best of luck….

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