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Old Timer Needs Dating Advice: Is It Okay To Tell A Woman She Has Beautiful Hams… ? | How to get a girlfriend

Old Timer Needs Dating Advice: Is It Okay To Tell A Woman She Has Beautiful Hams… ?

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This entry was posted Thursday, 7 January, 2010 at 3:13 am

… on a first date. Is that why she doesn’t answer my calls?

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15 Comments to Old Timer Needs Dating Advice: Is It Okay To Tell A Woman She Has Beautiful Hams… ?

  1. Brandon's been a dirty Hore says:

    January 7th, 2010 at 9:47 am

    You shoulda sang that one song to her… “put your hams on my shoooooullllderss…”
    .

  2. Zalem says:

    January 7th, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    It is only OK if she has Holy Smoked hams….LOL

  3. frank says:

    January 7th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    Of she doesn’t like it, then she’s probably not the girl for you. Mylitmus test is I tell every girl I meet: You got a great rack, sweetcheeks. If she takes offense, I don’t need her anyway. if she doesn’t she’s probably a wildcat in the sheets.

  4. wizjp says:

    January 7th, 2010 at 6:53 pm

    Ham hocked.

  5. babyoutr says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 12:10 am

    you are lucky tat she didnt b’slap you

  6. god_chic says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 3:36 am

    Are you serious? What does that even mean?

  7. Marina says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 7:09 am

    Ugh, now THAT is obnoxious! Do you feel I answered your question? I wouldn’t want to hear that phrase ever!

  8. Donnie Darko™ says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 8:46 am

    to quote the ladies man…
    it lookth like thomeone took two fine chrithmath hamth and shthoved them down then back of your dreth.
    just keep trying, you will find a woman who likes it…

  9. claire y says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 10:29 am

    What does that even mean?!

  10. candy says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 2:17 pm

    I just think that is way to quick for a first date. On a first date you are just trying to get to know the person, not nessarily get in bed with the person. I think many women would take that as you want to have sex with them when you hardly know them. Tell her her hair looks nice, or she has a gorgeous smile. Something like that.

  11. chraliss says:

    January 8th, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    only if she cooked them …darling

  12. Holy Smoked says:

    January 9th, 2010 at 1:25 am

    only if she does of course. it’s not nice to lie.

  13. myself says:

    January 9th, 2010 at 6:55 am

    haha thats cute

  14. todd says:

    January 9th, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Noth’in like mak’in bacon!!

  15. Mighty T says:

    January 9th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    what in the world does that mean? is that slang from like the 30’s?

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