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12 Comments to What Did Jesus And Muhammed Recommend For Dating Advice?

1. DancingS says:

   November 29th, 2009 at 9:13 am

   Muhammed got himself lots of wives, starting with a middle-aged rich bird (v. sensible) and ending with a 6yo girl (bit dodgy nowadays). Jesus hung around prostitutes and chatted up an outcast Samaritan woman at the local well (good place for a bit of eye candy in ancient times).
2. Acerbic Me 4r u says:

   November 29th, 2009 at 11:34 am

   islam is against dating
   rather islam engourage’s to get married as soon as possible
   because people date,then have sexual relationship
   and later on ditch each other
   just check
   single and dating section
   how people are embarrassed by ther idiotic affair’s
   even,jesus(P.B.U.H) dont like the idea
   and never engourage dating
3. baba says:

   November 29th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

   There are more things to do in life, just like work for others, for helpless persions,you will be bussy.But Jesus and Mohammad (may GOD piece be uon him ) did not teach us dating,It is not good thing,it is a matter of shame in Islam,that why our lives are very peacefull and smooth in our family life.
4. Meditation For Beginners says:

   November 29th, 2009 at 6:48 pm

   just check next to the road around churches
   they will often say “are you single” and in smaller letters “and Christian” I saw these alot when I lived in Oklahoma City.
   If you remember the song - christian girls start much to late…
5. Black Mack says:

   November 29th, 2009 at 11:30 pm

   Jesus seemed to think foot washing was a red hot chick magnet. Try it instead of small talk and let us all know how you get on.
6. alan h says:

   November 30th, 2009 at 5:51 am

   Chastity outside marriage
   Fidelity within it.
   If you want sex advice without morality, consult a vet.
7. imrod says:

   November 30th, 2009 at 11:28 am

   Lonely and horny are two different things
8. The French Tickler says:

   November 30th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

   Misogyny.
9. KENNETH D says:

   November 30th, 2009 at 3:55 pm

   To my knowledge Jesus never dated. You would have to ask a muslim about Muhammad.
10. sly phy .. ouija bonfire says:

    November 30th, 2009 at 10:38 pm

    Your’re on the internet - surf some porn instead
11. Skyn says:

    November 30th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    Who cares what they recommended? Watch Porn!
12. tiberius says:

    December 1st, 2009 at 4:46 am

    Go to church, I hear that plenty of people get off on that!