How to get a girlfriend

What started out as a night out with the guys turned in to a critical mass experiment. Three of us went out to have a few beers, and one of my friends by the name of Mark (who always seems to pick up woman) was up to his antics once again. Mark is just an average guy at best. He is about five foot seven, skinny, with a face made for radio. Yes… He is my friend, but the truth is the truth.

Time after time I have watch this guy use the cheesiest pickup lines known to man and they have worked. One night he used a really crazy pickup line and it worked. In fact he hooked us all up. As we were sitting there with these beautiful girls laughing, drinking and joking - I could not help but wonder why his pickup lines always seemed to work. Just like anything in life if you want to know the answer all you have to do is ask. So I did, I asked the girl why in the world did she fall for his pickup line, and she simply answered, “it was funny.”

It was right there and then that I voweled to get to the bottom of how Mark’s magical powers, actually worked. I began reading and taking every course on the art of picking up woman, that I could get my hands on. Several thousand dollars later I had developed a formula that any guy on earth could apply and start picking up woman the same day. I knew exactly what had to be done to take a cheesy pickup line and make it the best pickup line on the planet.

Even with all my studying I will not sit here and tell you that I was better than Mark. That would be flat-out crazy. Mark has some kind of strange gift that I cannot explain, nor can he. If Mark approached 10 woman he would get laid by at least 7 of them. Me on the other hand I am getting my fair share as compared to my past experiences with woman. Once of the tricks to the art of picking up woman is to be able to read them instantly. Woman have a language all of their own. They speak with the way they dress, and with their body language. It is your job to translate what they are saying and act upon it.

Most men mistakenly believe that they have to have a lot of money, a nice car, and the body of a Greek god in order to get laid. Nothing could be further from the truth. Do not get me wrong those things do help, but they are nothing more than accessories and good strategy and a surefire game plan will get you laid every time.

Here is the secret to why the best pickup lines are usually the cheesiest. When delivered correctly they create what is known in the psychological realm as a pattern interrupt. This is when you are expecting one thing and receive another. All funny jokes are based on this principle and is the reason we laugh at them. There is a lot more to picking up woman than getting them to laugh, but it is a good start.

If you are interested in studying my findings and the secrets that I now use to meet woman anytime, anywhere grab a pen and paper and visit my blog. I will go into more detail on why the best pickup lines work the way they do. Your going to be blown away. Learn More Now

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